About
The honest humanoid shop
Humanoids are no longer science fiction. You can buy one today. But the market is a mess of press-release specs, prices behind contact forms, and demo videos that are secretly teleoperated. We built the catalog we wished existed.
There is no API for this. Humanoids are not listed in a feed you can plug into. They are scattered across manufacturer pages in three languages, sold by quote, by reseller, and by waitlist. So we do the unglamorous work by hand: we research every machine, verify what it costs, document what ships in the crate, and map the rules between it and your door.
That the data is hard to get is exactly why this is worth doing. Right now 103 humanoids are real enough to list, and we track 5 import corridors so you know, before you spend a cent, whether you can actually receive one where you live.
What we promise
Prices you can trust
Every price is pulled from a real manufacturer or reseller listing and stamped with the month we checked it. When it moves, we move it. No 'contact us for pricing' where a real number exists.
What is actually in the box
Half of these machines ship without hands. Most ship without autonomy. Many need a five-figure EDU unlock before you can program them. We put that on the datasheet, not in the fine print.
Can you legally get it
A robot in a Shenzhen warehouse is not a robot in your lab. We map the import corridor for your country: customs classification, duty, VAT, conformity marking, lithium-battery freight.
No hype, ever
We do not sell the dream of a household android that does not exist yet. We list the machines that are real, and we are honest about what they cannot do.
How we earn
We do not sell robots: we link you to the maker or a reseller. Some of those seller links are affiliate links, marked as commission links where they appear: if you buy through one, that seller pays us a small share, at no extra cost to you. No seller can pay to be listed, ranked, or described differently, and a machine whose sellers pay us nothing is listed exactly the same way.
Start where everyone should: can you even get one?
Check feasibility